Meet Bush Crafty a sentient campfire with a crackling laugh, terrible aim in first person shooters, and an unhealthy obsession with late night gaming marathons. By day, Bushy roasts marshmallows to golden perfection (and occasionally burns them on purpose “for flavor”). By night, he roasts his friends with fiery one-liners and trash talk that’s somehow warmer than his flames. He doesn’t need a headset his logs pop when he’s excited and his flames flicker whenever he rage-quits. His favorite snac
