I’m not your babe — I’m your problem. I play games like I live life: slightly feral, deeply loyal, and almost always behind the wheel of something with a little (or hopefully a lot) of horsepower. Fantasy is my lore; chaos is my co-pilot and yes — if there’s a dirt bike nearby? I’m gone. Good luck keeping up. I’m the kind of teammate who’ll drag you through hell with me or ditch you to do donuts while screaming. It’s not personal — it’s ADHD. Balance, babe.